Billie Eilish Enthusiast Gifts

Billie Eilish caricature

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Elfis"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Barbie Oscars

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Madonna

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

The Horse Races

Elvis Presley.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Rock the boat

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Elvis fans

Graceland

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"Shaken."