Billy Idol Fan Gifts

'That's enough idol chit-chat from you two.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"Elfis"

Ta Da!...

Johnny Winter.

Ringo Starr

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"Shaken."

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

Rock the boat

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Justin Drew Bieber

"Take me to David Bowie."

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"Curry okay?"

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Elvis Presley

Mike Rutherford

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.

Chicken Ala-King.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

'I've not been myself lately'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley