American Idol Fan Gifts

Follow up Hits to Pants on the Ground.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Ringo Starr

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

The Mom quiz show

ABBA

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Shaken."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'You call that carol singing?'

Justin Drew Bieber

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

Lack of Euro Vision

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Charles Barkley

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

Mike Rutherford

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"Good night Arnold, hello George Clooney."

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about how the rich get stuck with taxes. . .'