American Idol Fan Pillows

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The Mom quiz show

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Shaken."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'You call that carol singing?'

"Take me to David Bowie."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Lack of Euro Vision

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about how the rich get stuck with taxes. . .'

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"