Teen Idol Enthusiast Pillows

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

Teenage Yoda

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Teen Owl

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"I prefer his later stuff"

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'