Teen Idol Enthusiast Mugs

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Teenage Yoda

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Teen Owl

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

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"I prefer his later stuff"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Good night Arnold, hello George Clooney."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

Justin Bieber