Idol Fandom Pillows

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ringo Starr

Johnny Winter.

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Antonio Banderas

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

Vannamania

Stephen Fry

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Elvis fans

"Shaken."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Lena Heady

Dianne Reeves

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'