Movie Idol Enthusiast Gifts

"Good night Arnold, hello George Clooney."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

George Clooney Machine

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"The cape comes off too."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barry Norman

The Directors Gut.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Duplass Brothers

'Mr. Kong?'

Waiting For Superman

John Waters

"That was supposed to be us."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Tenafly International Film Festival