Teen Idol Fan Gifts

Justin Bieber

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Hospital gown pageant.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"I prefer his later stuff"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"Good night Arnold, hello George Clooney."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

Follow up Hits to Pants on the Ground.

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

Biblical Idol: "Oh God, not another golden calf!"

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

Kim Song-On

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Miss Universe Contest.

Psy and the end of the world.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, we've been cloning boy bands for years.'

Sweet bird of youth annual pageant

Bug Contemporary Music