Teen Idol Fan Gifts

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

"I prefer his later stuff"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Miss Universe Contest.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, we've been cloning boy bands for years.'

Bug Contemporary Music

Sweet bird of youth annual pageant

Psy and the end of the world.

Cards. 'Birthday' 'Fake ID'