Teen Sports Fan Gifts

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Spring Training

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Putting Practice.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'