Young Football Fan Gifts

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I AM at my usual position."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Uptight End"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"

Referee cop.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Football Violence

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"