Movie Star Enthusiast Gifts

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

Cobie Smulders

Louise Brooks caricature

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Getting to Know You

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Canadian film production

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Moby Dick

'Have you been waiting long?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'