Film Star Fan Gifts

Al Pacino

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

George Clooney Machine

Starvation Watching