Dylan Fan Gifts

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Ringo Starr

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Football supporters.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dylan Thomas

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Julianne Moore,

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Shaken."

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

BIG HOOF

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

Dirty Grazing.

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Movies About Military Families

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Aliens pondering the attack on civilization: If we destroyed the human race, who would make all the wonderful movies about us.'

"Harold's mind tends to wander at times."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Dancing