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Dylan Thomas

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Changes at home

Marley had a little lamb

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Jerry's dancing dogs

Miss Jellyby

I am married

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Circus trousers

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'You got a search warrant?'

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"A tale of two Brexits: It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals."

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing

My aunt astonishes me

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Resting among the tombs

Wimpy Harry