Dylan Fan T-Shirts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Football supporters.

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Dylan Thomas

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Shaken."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

BIG HOOF

Dirty Grazing.

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Aliens pondering the attack on civilization: If we destroyed the human race, who would make all the wonderful movies about us.'

"Harold's mind tends to wander at times."

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

Dancing

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

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