Barbie Fan Gifts

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

Barbie Oscars

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Absolutely not!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Tired Barbie

Jumping cheerleaders

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Barber of Seville

Bubbie Selfies

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Conan the Custodian.

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Secular Cloisters

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

The last Easter

"I got the part!"

Easter.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'Tinkerbell. I'm sorry. It's not you. It's Smee.'

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."