Real-life Barbie Fan Gifts

Tired Barbie

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Those who can can, dance."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Magic Trick

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Bubbie Selfies

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

Curtain call

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Secular Cloisters

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Let me do the talking!"

Trumpets Green

Bunny Trick

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

The holidays start earlier every year

"Have we got a show for you!"

Justin Bieber

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'I knew you were going to say that.'

Academy Awards