J.m. Barrie Fan Gifts

'Tinkerbell. I'm sorry. It's not you. It's Smee.'

Michael Jackson.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Tired Barbie

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Jim Carrey,

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

Conan the Custodian.

Secular Cloisters

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'There's been another management shake-up. The former global sales manager is now head of Europe, and the old head of engineering is now head of purchasing.'

'It looks like Jim Carrey Disease.'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"Ello, ello..& ello

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'It' his supervisor.'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

"Too barbie?"

"A fork?! And you call yourself a barbarian?!"

"You have to accept some people for what they are and avoid them."

'Congratulations, Commander Z'blug -- your Michael Jackson project was a complete success!'

'...You'll be surprised by how un-surprising it can be around here.'

When Barbie divorce me, she took everything.."

Barbie's Affordable House