Barbie Fan Pillows

Barbie Oscars

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Absolutely not!"

Tired Barbie

Jumping cheerleaders

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Bubbie Selfies

Conan the Custodian.

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

Barber of Seville

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Secular Cloisters

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

The last Easter

Easter.

"I got the part!"

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

'Yours is a very rare case.'

Yoga Bunny

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."