Barbarian Fan Pillows

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"What do you expect, he's literally a barbarian."

Conan the Custodian.

Barbarians: These retirement parties always get a little awkward towards the end.

"I like him because he's not a typical politician."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Absolutely not!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

The Da Vinci Cod

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

You're my Venus

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Jokes machine.

Barbie Oscars

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.