Biking Baron Gifts

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"It's non-negotiable."

Bernard Hinault

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Agricultural Businessman.

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

Trump and Putin

Tandem face mask

Several bikers are crowded onto a bicycle in a bikepool lane on the highway.

"I sell space."

Biker Chicks

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."