Big Box Store Enthusiast Gifts

'We need to shop local. What big box chain store is closest?'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

How Amazon was invented

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Witches Checkout.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'