Store Browsing Enthusiast Gifts

This suits tighter than my skin!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'