Big Box Store Enthusiast Prints

'We need to shop local. What big box chain store is closest?'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

How Amazon was invented

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'