Biblical Sayings Gifts

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Sauce for the Goose

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"