Traditional Sayings Gifts

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"It was her mothers"

"Dogs are men."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Folk Wedding

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

Midwest Winter Items.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."