Biblical Satire Seeker Gifts

Let the game begin.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"OMG, LOL!"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Coronavirus Waves

"Beware of the frog"

Quality Control

How to win friends and Influenza People.

Torturing the English Language