Biblical Satire Seeker Pillows

Let the game begin.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Meet the Enemy

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"OMG, LOL!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Coronavirus Waves

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Beware of the frog"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Quality Control

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"