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Ghostwriting the Bible

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'Yes, all at once!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Cheap Labour Countries.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Holy Relics.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Religious toilets.