Biblical Parables Gifts

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'