Parables Gifts

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Are you made of sugar?'

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Eat my dust!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

Biggles has a more staid adventure.