Parable Lover Gifts

The Six Blind Men and the...Six Other Blind Men

Adan and Eve.

"Take a parable."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergei Taneyev

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Who's a cutey?

Distance to horizon varies.

Louise Farrenc

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Dave Brubeck

Call it Tough Love.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.