Parable Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh oh, looks like the prodigal son is back: That means a feast!'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Packaging Russian Dolls

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Burning love

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'll do half of it.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

Jurassic Country Club.

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Romances

French Street.

Driverless Car

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'