Pairing Enthusiast Gifts

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Notre Dame Phoenix

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"I have dusk free."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Dry Cleaning

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Notre Dame Fire