Quirky Pairings Aficionado Gifts

A Milk Pairing Guide

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Disco Dancing

Ice Cream Flavors

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Spud dating.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"Have we got a show for you!"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Doomed Romance

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'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Urinals high up on the wall

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

'Do you always dress like this on the first date?'

Drying your hands on trousers.

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'