Quirky Pairings Aficionado Mugs

A Milk Pairing Guide

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Joined at the hipster.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Disco Dancing

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Ice Cream Flavors

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Spud dating.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Must be one of those underground bands.

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Ventrilamatch.com

Doomed Romance

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

Urinals high up on the wall

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

'Do you always dress like this on the first date?'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.