Unlikely Pairings Fan Mugs

Roland meets his new lab pardner.

"I love you, you big fool."

Cat and mouse

Joined at the hipster.

Large, wrinkly

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"I love our comfortable silences."

A Milk Pairing Guide

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.

'And she needs to be a complete bitch.'

'If you had told me a year ago that I'd fall in love with a homeless drunk, I would have laughed at you.'

"If we teamed up we would be unstoppable."