Unlikely Romance Fan Mugs

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"So, do you come here often?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Love Birds.

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

French President Sarkozy.

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

Flashing hedgehog.

'Love...is a many pointed thing...'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

Let's go to a big sporting event, Lance. Maybe we'll be on the kiss cam! I doubt it, Gloria. Do they have an argument cam?

"He'd make a great catch!"

'Oh no!!! I've been told that Jenny is the hottest girl in town! I should have listen!!'

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

"You do realize that your sexy little dance moves have an effect on me, right?"

"I guess you could say I have a type."

"I'm popping out for some anonymous sex. Can I bring you back anyone?"