Unlikely Romance Fan Prints

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"So, do you come here often?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Love Birds.

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

French President Sarkozy.

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

"He'd make a great catch!"

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

"You do realize that your sexy little dance moves have an effect on me, right?"

"I guess you could say I have a type."

'Oh no!!! I've been told that Jenny is the hottest girl in town! I should have listen!!'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

Flashing hedgehog.

'Love...is a many pointed thing...'

"I'm popping out for some anonymous sex. Can I bring you back anyone?"

Carmen is stabbed by Don Jose