Parables Mugs

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Are you made of sugar?'

Night of the Zombonies.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Odette from Swan Lake

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Orchestra conductor