Blind Parable Fan Gifts

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Tortoise and the Hare

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

The tortoise and hare

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."