Blind Parable Fan Gifts

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

The tortoise and hare

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Tortoise and the Hare

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.