Beverage Boffin Gifts

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Oh Hi!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Scotch and water musick."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I fart more than that!

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day