Boffin Gifts

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Oh Hi!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

I fart more than that!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Eat Beef

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A centi-stampede.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Brown cow

"Is that a new watch?"

Aways read the small print.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Bulltoon: Constabull.

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?

Random Ox of Kindness