Birds Of A Feather Gifts

Road-kill rage.

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Lovely dovetail."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'It's a chicken.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"Well, that backfired."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Timmys Pet Ostrich