Birds Of A Feather Pillows

Road-kill rage.

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Lovely dovetail."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'It's a chicken.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Well, that backfired."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'