Admirer Of Feathers Pillows

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I admire your floatibility.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"It's time to wake up!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

Peacock on skateboard

Ditto

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Great set of pipes!"

"Spring Chicken"

Gullboy and Pigeonman