Balance Beam Boffins Gifts

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

House of books.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

The hour of justice

'Good to see you back at work.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Fitness Course.

Waiting staff

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Missing You#2

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Ballerina drying her laundry

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

Work/Life Balance.

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"There will be no raise unless you come up with a plan to offset the deficit."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

When woodworms eat out.

Bath Juggler

"Om...icron..."

Balance beam medal ceremony.

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

Library