Tray Balancers Gifts

Waiting staff

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The hour of justice

Information Tightrope.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Fitness Course.

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Music Tightrope

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Bath Juggler

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'Mother, if I make an exception in your case, all my patients will expect me to make house calls.'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

Do you remember the old days when people read books at the beach?

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'Maybe now we'll find out what's going on around here.'

A meditating man glancing at his phone

"Weird! How long has that been there?"

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."