Technology Balancers Gifts

Do you remember the old days when people read books at the beach?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'He has a learning disorder.'

Waiting staff

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'